Score: 9

"Glitch"

submission: Coil

date: November 26, 2009

I loved it. Simply mind-boggling.

But if you replay the game after beating it, the sperm's head doesn't show up... =) Just thought you should know.

Score: 8

"Pretty cool"

submission: Leaving

date: August 23, 2009

Wish I could give a higher score, because it made me feel all choked-up throughout the game; but I can't, because of how much effort was seemingly put in to making it. I got the message (and thought it was cool to find out that someone from even Ubisoft would grace a small site such as here, haha), and found that it was after awhile., only forward. As for the whole 'going back through moving forward', I would've never thought of that, which was pretty nice.

Score: 5

"Honestly..."

submission: Run!!

date: August 9, 2009

I liked the idea of the game, and the creativity of the levels. Even if the animation wasn't that good, I liked the point of how simple this game is. I'll agree that this game is most likely THE HARDEST Flash game ever. But, you only put 5 levels, so it's obvious that was the reason for it; but it won't give you a higher.

I noticed that the last level was seriously easy on Easy, which I did in 2 runs--the only one which I did in less than about 10. The FOURTH level is so difficult though, if this game had medals for beating this on Hard mode, 99% of achievement whores would be ripping their eye sockets out with a rusty hand-crank spoon, or fapping 'til their dicks explode. Whatever'd come first.

Score: 7

"So next time"

submission: When Pigs Fly

date: August 5, 2009

When I ask my mom to go to a gentleman's club, instead of going to the inconvenience of giving one of my pigs a Redbull, I should just dig a couple feet underground to release trapped pigs? Sounds like a good plan! :)

Score: 6

"Much too easy"

submission: twin botz

date: August 2, 2009

This game got more than easy once I figured out that the you shoot as fast as you can click--and I can click fast. Once I had a score of 4500000 or so and a combo of 2200 I stopped playing, as the difficulty doesn't rise if you just keep using your laser cannon and click rapidly everyone on the screen. An ending score of 45336741, I just got bored. I got my left bot to 13 and my right to 12, and although the curve of the enemies' life and the damage you deal was nice, it just seemed impossible to die if you clicked fast enough. Not my style, really.

Score: 9

"Absolutely amazing, but..."

submission: Warfare 1944

date: August 1, 2009

Way too many glitches. Such as, units who are supposed to be taking cover behind something are out in the open and ignoring cover; especially annoying with enemies IN that cover. I can't describe some others, but the only one that bugged me to the extreme was a glitch where, after the 5th level, it said that I'd beaten the game..? It might have been the sixth, but I know it was 1 or 2 levels after you first get the tank. I was surprised by that, and it ruined the game for me. It happened when I beat the level, I went straight to upgrades, and, when I left, a newspaper flash came out and said that the US conquered all. I was surprised, because that wasn't much of an ending, as that mission was pretty abrupt. Hope to see a modern one in the series next, really!

Score: 10

"Tara Strong"

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody

date: July 25, 2009

Other than your best animation yet, it was highly erotic for people 18 and over (only them, of course).

I found out that Tara Strong, the voice-actor of Raven, also played Bubbles in PowerPuff Girls. That's pretty disgusting, really...

Score: 3

"Pretty much not worth it"

submission: Flying String Defense

date: July 23, 2009

This game is, honestly, not even worth taking up less than 1/4 a megabyte of my computer. The concept is exactly the same as MAD, excepting there's no real upgrade system. It's unbelievably easy to defeat these strings that attack you, along with no real learning curve or difficulty - just click repeatedly, or hold down the mouse button. The airplanes pose almost no threat, considering they actually HELP you about 5 times more than they endanger you. "Oh gee, I'll just click on this airplane twice so I can get a bonus that makes this whole level feel like a cakewalk!". And even that wasn't enough to satisfy my ever-living need to make this game even easier. Poorly thought-up with no real challenge. The plot had no meaning (shoot strings), along with no fun to the plot anyhow. 3/10 is probably generous, where most criticists will hate me anyway. People like this game in general because it gives you a few seconds of fun, then you move on. However, with no advancement in the game, there's no real FUN in it either. Too bad. I will to agree with ScreamCriminal, as he gave his review perfectly presented for what it's worth.

Score: 8

"Very nice!"

submission: anti-virus nanobot alpha3

date: July 12, 2009

Would've appreciated sound (also a high-score table), but there really is nothing wrong with this game, other than the learning curve is a little steep, and the variety of enemies/no upgrades is a problem. Good job!

Score: 7

"My stats without trying"

submission: Hedgehog Launch 2

date: July 12, 2009

I reached the moon in 3 days. I reached Mars by day 5. On the 7th day, after I maxed out everything, I got this:

$1,274.00 in coins/platforms

x36.64 for the elevation

x66.2 in time spent

$3,090,426.65 in all

I got this from just holding the right arrow key for 15 seconds, then went to go watch George Lopez. I got to 18k height before I left, came back and I'd hit double that, and, just to see what my stats'd be, I made myself fall. Surprisingly, I got $3m. I could have AT LEAST quintupled this number if I'd just let it go for longer than the 11 mins and 2 seconds it did run. This game is completely broken, as you can get these same stats by day 2, and reach Mars on the same day. I liked the first HHL, but this one was a bit of a disgrace compared to it; even if it did keep me entertained (in the beginning) for around 30 minutes.